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Moments: Your bio will make or break you

Ah, the personal bio. That looming, blank space that greets you when you create a new dating profile, excited about the thousands – nay, millions – of potential suitors/drink-buyers at your beck and call. Don’t. Fuck. Up. So, what to include? The super deep lyrics to your absolute favorite song of Summer 2015 this week? “KCCO“?* Your … More Moments: Your bio will make or break you

J: PDA is not OK

Context: My first Hinge date! I talked with ‘Ginger’ for a while on Hinge, and he liked that I was a consultant, because he had a problem to solve – he will never be a full ginger, because he doesn’t have freckles. We agreed to meet for drinks on Thursday to discuss a solution, but I … More J: PDA is not OK

J: 0 to 100 Real Quick

Context: I started talking to ‘Clinger,’ an attractive blonde with a strange penchant for sunglasses, on Tinder one Sunday. He said he “had a good feeling” about me, so we transitioned to text fairly quickly. Over my many years (months) (…weeks) of Tinder dating, I have honed the craft of determining whether a man is talking to … More J: 0 to 100 Real Quick