If we were (collectively) a Tinder bio, it would read:
2015 graduate of [insert University here], just moved to Clarendon! Working at [insert professional services firm here]. Looking for someone to buy me pizza and beer!
All names are changed to protect the innocent. And sometimes the guilty. Ok, all names changed to protect us from a potential lawsuit.
All stories are true. Although maybe slightly embellished. But hey, that’s show biz, kid.