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Moments: Your bio will make or break you

Ah, the personal bio. That looming, blank space that greets you when you create a new dating profile, excited about the thousands – nay, millions – of potential suitors/drink-buyers at your beck and call. Don’t. Fuck. Up. So, what to include? The super deep lyrics to your absolute favorite song of Summer 2015 this week? “KCCO“?* Your … More Moments: Your bio will make or break you